and finally.........
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. W.C.Fields
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment. - Duke of Endinburgh
Anyone can ride, it just takes talent to stay on. Author: www.horsehollowpress.com
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground. - Author Unknown
You know you are a horse person when you show up for an appointment in your city clothes and when you get there people reach across the table to pick alfalfa out of your hair.
Over, under, or through. Three-day eventing exhortation on how to get to the other side of a cross-country obstacle
All King Edward's Horses Canter Many Big Fences.
Mnemonic for the A-K-E-H-C-M-B-F letters around a dressage arena
Excel in Dressage = Big Slow Horse
Happy Hacker = Pretty Color
Pony Club Prospect = Fast Horse which can turn
Endurance Prospect = Fast Horse which will turn sometimes
Keep one leg on one side, the other leg on the other side, and your mind in the middle.
- Henry Taylor
Want to end up with £500 this winter? Start out with £5,000........
All I pay my psychiatrist is the cost of feed and hay, and he'll listen to me any day
Horse Feed: Expensive substance in the manufacture of manure
.......and she would rather tumble from a horse than fall for a boy.......
Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on what people will do.
Raymond Nash
Horses are better than men because.....excitable horses can be kept on a tight rein and if necessary turned in circles until they calm down.
Tina Bettison
There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.
Winston Churchill
Two good things: a young man courting, an old man smoking. Two bad things: an old man courting, a young man smoking.
Irish Proverb from Co. Wexford.
What is a Loriner?
Someone who makes and sells bits, bridles, spurs, stirrups, saddle trees and the minor metal items of a horse’s harness.
Grooming: the process by which the dirt on the horse is transferred to the groom.
How to ride a horse:
Step One - Mount the horse.
Step Two - Stay mounted.
